new years resolution? more like new years REVOLUTION *overthrows government*
Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.
Laurell K. Hamilton
this year I want more romantic moments with myself looking at the stars at night and being happy with the moment
sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper
I got chills just thinking about this
the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go
“but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks
